A place to drink for cheap and take home cheap women. It's not just a dive bar, it's a cheap dive bar..
It is a drinkers bar. If you want to fight, don't go. It's the best place to pick up chicks at 1:40 a.m. in all of SLO. Don't go to any other bars or pizza places at 1:40 a.m. looking for love, go to Bulls. The trolls "ladies" of CPSLO stop by there after a night of boozing and failing to secure a man/boy for the night at other establishments. They cruise by Bulls, say something incredibly drunk and loud, and off they go with the first random dude in Bulls. Like shooting fish in a barrell. Good times. Order a BULLS SWEAT if it's your first time there or it's your birthday. Then, never, never, never ever order a BULLS SWEAT again. Ladies have also been know to perform mock strip dance moves on the bar and tables between midnight and last call. Flashing is contagious there also. Once it starts, everyone joins in. Best time to go is early and late. Play Ring of Fire on the Juke Box, everyone will love you. A must on Thursday nights.
Drink the BullSweat.
Bulls is a bar born in the 70's and has survived every interior design boom relatively unscathed. With the exception of some new flooring 15 years back and the frat boy ceiling tiles, it's still the real deal; reliable for cheap beer, loud music and the occasional fight. The bathrooms are classic dive ... thirty years as the low point drain for a bar sporadically famous for the beer slides and you'll realize why cowboys wear boots.
Next to bubblegum alley Bulls is a must see to believe attraction.
This place is exactly what you would envision a dive bar to be like. Its small, and old, and smells like fermenting booze!! They have an old juke box and the ceiling is decorated with bras, matchbooks and all kinds of different decor....quite funny. The drinks are super afordable, and they actually sell cigarettes over the counter. The best part of the bar is the DUI test machine, you get a straw and put .50 cents in the machine and blow....hahaha
I grew up in San Luis but left for college. However, whenever I am back in town I make a point to hit Bull's. Big, strong, cheap drinks. Grungy bathrooms. Occasional fights. What's not to love?